Bonnafail; the ugly side of Manchester.

We all love love love Bonnaroo... but let's be honest, it's got it's filthy side... drugs, booze, poop and puke... which we all ignore and refuse to look at in order to continue on our four day denial of real life and our friendships and our muzak. But honestly, the ugly is beautiful and funny and touching and well, we all love the FAILS for the LULZ. So, here are a few.

fails:



Sleepy head. Missed the Beastie Boys.... poor baby.




Our very own camp FAIL. Tyler's tent leaked in the storm first night, so he made camp in his car. This resulted his daytime sleeping with a fan on his belly in 99 degree weather.





So cornfused about the diaper dudes. There were several. .. No porta potty use? Anyhoo- this one wanted to really hug up on my friend because he said he was "mellow."





The MuMu was everywhere... on men. FAIL AGAIN.





These were the "taxis" and that was the "mud." Obvious Fail.





Nuttin to say here. Hope it's not your cousin.





Smile. You're at Bonnaroo. Failing.





Dose him. Because obviously his dose from this morning failed.





This is a FAIL pic of Jonathan, because he's much cuter than this photo. But the REAL FAIL was that we all though that pink haired was a tranny. NOPE. That's a chick. Named Midge.




FAIL nudity. FAIL sunburn.





FAIL not obvious here... When you see it....





Walkway failure. Swampfoot.




For me this was a FAIL; for him it was success. The night before he asked to bum some money because he wanted to get drunk and lost. It appears he reached his goal.

Saad Hussein's icky epistle FAIL

Criminals is stupid. Or nuts.

A delusional Ethiopian is now the King of Dumbassery with the decision to send two letters to President Obama and one to Rahm Emmanuel smeared in HIV positive blood. Now, how ineffective is this?

A clear waste of at least $1.26, during a recession! Surely an embarrassment to the house of terrorism...

His odds of dispensing infection to the masses (or singles) this way are zero. Yes, ZERO percent. A nice smudge of Hep C would have been more beneficial, from a terrorism viewpoint and maybe he would have stood a 5% chance of spreadin' the word. If the mailroom clerk had a papercut, and/or licked the ick, that is. (Disappointingly, there are some fabulously infectious blood borne diseases indigenous to Ethiopia alone. Now THAT would have been a statement. )

Ahhh, but it was even MORE pointless than you think! This shit, according to Hussein, was a cry for help from the (U.S.) government for his HIV treatment and to get tickets to the inauguration. He hearts B. Hussein O.


And now the poor stupid bastard has been arrested. I suspect that lawmakers have yet to make "failed mailed hiv terrorism en route to presidential friendship" a crime. So, he has been charged with "knowingly sending HIV infected blood throught the mail, with intent to kill or injure another." Good luck proving that one.

This, ahem, eccentric gentleman is currently having an (unnecessary) mental health eval right now. Or as soon as they can find a translator, that is.