Thursday, January 8, 2009

A Modest Proposal

I always loved Jonathan Swift, and after hearing about the PORN BAILOUT couldn't help but feel that if Larry Flynt could (would?) write he would rival (" A Modest Proposal" with his own...

From the man who called the United States Supreme Court "eight assholes and a token cunt"' , gave Americans the pink shot, and roundly offended Jerry Fallwell with a cartoon insinuating incest with Ma Fallwell (my torts professor in first year lawschool loved the case so much, he would just randomly scream out fallWELL!)- we have an awesome piece of social commentary... (Again?)

Congress "must rejeuvenate the sexual appetite of America!"
Is five billion for porn too much to ask? I mean, its not like its seven hundred billion!
"We will use the money wisely, we will create more jobs!"

Kinda makes we wanna read Hustler.

1 comment:

  1. I thought, "Good for Larry and the porn industry. Why not? Everyone else and their fuckin' whatever is (asking for some dough)."

    I by no means care for the porn industry, but Larry, I like his principle.

    How can I ask for some bail-out money?