I Prefer to Consider it Camp

camp

/kæmp/
–noun
1.
something that provides sophisticated, knowing amusement, as by virtue of its being artlessly mannered or stylized, self-consciously artificial and extravagant, or teasingly ingenuous and sentimental.
2.
a person who adopts a teasing, theatrical manner, esp. for the amusement of others.





Since ole District 18 is representin' with Conan O'Brien, Campy, I just read Stacey Campfield's Blog in the same macabre way that I "follow" Karl Rove on twitter- for the lulz. The one big difference being that Karl Rove, is well, smart.



Now that the Supreme Court has dissed a suit for standing, and a Federal Judge has finally ruled (and rightly, thusly, harshly) against one of the assinine lawsuits mandating that Barack Obama "produce" his GODDAMNED CERTIFICATE OF LIFE FUCKING BIRTH, WHATEVER THAT IS CUZ ALL I GOT IS A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, WHICH PUTS ALL OF MY POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS IN THE SHITTER, OH NOES, FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!!!!!!!



Oh, what was I saying? Totally lost it there with the incomplete/run-on/ annoyingly all caps sentence structure... yeah, um, Campy needs to non-suit.



I hope that Campy will start to do his job, helping the KnoxVegas, instead of continuing to attempt to get a comedy writer job. After this many years, Hollywood (or Scripps for that matter) ain't calling.

To give him credit, he does have some decent slapstick on his internets, especially when he says his O. lawsuit is an effort to "defend our President Barack Obama" and that the left is filled with "hatemongers" for not joining his prank for teevee attention. See his entry "Just Trying to Help the O." His facebook. Also.

What's that? You want to hear more about the Campy blog? Go there to see the following feats of schtick along with a bearded lady:


-1.Teachers should be armed!


-2. Aborted fetus' should get death certificates (of course creating a public record at the office of vital statistics of Tennessee women who should wear big a big red A and have all their slutty tats removed)


-3. The infamous lawsuit, made fun of the world over, is helping our preznit. He pretends not to know how funny he is, making fun of our messiah and all!


-4. Al Gore and Phil Bredesen are "pigs", cuz they use the lectricity.


-5. Solar power is a "porkulus" waste, what with all the coal and all cool clean TVA shit (my brains cannot consolidate this with #4).


-6. He hate Kent Williams (well, duh. He jus jealous of Kent's awesome merry pranksterness.)



The good news is that Campy has never supported a bill that was enacted into law. Like his "Don't say gay" campaign, cuz I couldn't laugh that off.